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Brian
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Brian , 39/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:22 PM
Join date:17 years, 24 days ago
Location: Granby, CT United States

About me:
Im just a good guy and i come in handy when there is trouble. im a just the good guy
About you:
Some one like ME
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): After hours, Brian needs thumbs
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two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train.
Brian Curious - 15 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
Brian
It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Mike was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker - "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up to the men’s tee, please!" Mike was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement - "Would the man on the women’s tee kindly back up the men’s tee!" Mike had had enough. He shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!"

Brian Curious - 15 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
Brian
a nun
goes to confession and says forgive me father for i have sinned.
i am guilty of using bad language.
the priest says tell me how it happened my child
the nun says well i was playing golf and i hit an amazing tee shot. but the ball hit hit a seagull and only went 40 yards.
i see said the priest is this whe when you swore.
no said the nun because whe the ball alnded a squirrel picked it up and ran away with it.
i see said the priest is this when yopu swore.
no siad the nun because then an eagle swooped down and grabbed the squirrel and flew off with it.
i see said the priest is this when you swore
no said the nun because the eagle flew over the green and the squirrel dropped the ball only 2 inches away from the hole.
at hearing this the priest put his head in his hands and said YOU MISSED THE FUCKING PUTT DIDNT YOU.
Brian Curious - 15 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
Brian
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done. Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We’re sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you, You see, I’m a genie, and I’ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you’ve released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll give you each one wish, but if you don’t mind, I’ll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that’s great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I’d like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie, "You’ve got it, it’s the least I can do. And I’ll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I’d like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what’s your wish, Genie?"
"Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle and haven’t been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you’re right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn’t mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I’d do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of nonstop sex, the Genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"We’re both 35," she responded breathlessly. "Really?" he says. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
Brian Curious - 15 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
Brian
i got good and drunk last night and it felt good
Brian Curious - 15 years, 12 months, 2 days ago
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grace andrew

by grace

Dearest one, My name is grace,

I am very happy to view your profile here today,

as I'm interested in knowing you.

reply me through my private email address at

( graceandrew001@hotmail.com )

so that i can write you and send you my picture. Yours truly grace

write direct to my email ok

dont write at the site ok
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grace andrew "Grace'n'Glory" - 10 years, 7 months, 26 days ago
Sarah-jane

Kisses for my pet You have been given Kisses for my pet.
Crafted by Lady P
Sarah-jane Tired - 13 years, 8 months, 1 day ago
Sarah-jane

Stick Up Snow Man You have been given Stick Up Snow Man.
Crafted by a boy named Pseu
Sarah-jane Tired - 13 years, 8 months, 17 days ago
grace jobe
I will like you to send an email to (gracejobe at hotmail dot com) so that i will give you my pictures for you to know whom i'm ok.
grace jobe "Grrr.." - 13 years, 8 months, 28 days ago
Unknown
uhmm... hello :)
Unknown - 15 years, 10 months, 11 days ago
Ginger Zheng
been busy lately?
baileys on the rock^^ You have been given baileys on the rock^^.
Crafted by Ginger Zheng
Ginger Zheng "~G~" Peaceful - 15 years, 10 months, 11 days ago
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