Tuesday 19th August, 2008.
"Widdle Wabbit"
A precious little girl, with a speech impediment,
walked into a pet shop and asked,
“Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?”
The shopkeeper’s heart melted; he got down on his knees,
so that he was on her level and said,
“Do you want a widdle, white wabbit or
a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit or
one like that widdle, bwown, wabbit over there?”
The little girl blushed, rocked on her heels,
put her hands on her knees, leaned forward and whispered,
“I don’t weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk.”
Hugggzz & Kissezz ~
~ Lexie ;)
Unknown "My Lady" Playful
- 16 years, 2 months, 19 days ago
