Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Unknown "Party Monster" Carefree - 16 years, 9 months, 6 days ago

It was a gloomy Satuday morning, and then nothing happened. My tale is a short story of nothing important. It is a testament to my boredom, and I will not waste your precious time by bull shitting a 5 paragraph about lies. I don't lie. Well, yes I do, but not a lot.

My life is a day by day replay of the same thing repeated 7 times a week. Get up. Shower. Go to School. Do work. Come home. Sit down. Music. Sleep. Repeat. My life has nothing exciting in it, which I do regret. Oh look, it's snowing outside. What a wonderful change to a mediocre day... I hope you have had fun, reading this menial "tale".
Unknown "Party Monster" Carefree - 16 years, 9 months, 14 days ago