Repost in your tales with your answers. Here are my answers...without any explanations, of course ;-)

Yes or No

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? No
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? YES
Slept in until 5 PM? YES
Fallen asleep at work/school? YES
Held a snake? YES
Ran a red light? YES
Been suspended from school? No
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? YES
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? YES
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? YES
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? YES
Sat on a rooftop? YES
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.? Yes
Broken a bone? NO
Shaved your head? NO
Blacked out from drinking? YES
Played a prank on someone? YES
Felt like killing someone? YES
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? YES
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? No
Donated Blood? Yes
Eaten alligator meat? no
Eaten cheesecake? YES
Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes
Think about the future? YES
Believe in love? YES
Unknown "Chipsy" Seductive - 16 years, 6 months, 27 days ago

Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Unknown "Chipsy" Seductive - 16 years, 9 months, 12 days ago

The other night I was invited out for a night with the " boys ."
I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the bourbons went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-wittedsolution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her "MIDNIGHT"... she didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Unknown "Chipsy" Seductive - 16 years, 9 months, 12 days ago

Dictionary For Women

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n.
What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n
You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but he "made the dinner."

Blonde Jokes (blond joks) n.
Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n.
Gotta get married in a church

Clothes Dryer (kloze*dri*yer)
An appliance designed to eat socks

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
A drink yo buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bad of peanun M&Ms.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v.
To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.
What you spend ? an hour writing, then forget to take to the store.

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n.
Someone who is able to create a style you well never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n.
Similar to a black hole in space - if he hoes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

Childbirth (child*brth) n.
you get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus...breathe....push..."

Lipstick (lip*stik) n.
On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!

Park (park) v./n.
Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n.
The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquililizers."

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n.
Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n.
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
Unknown "Chipsy" Seductive - 16 years, 9 months, 12 days ago