Once upon a time, in the land of WatChaMayCulIt, there exist this handsome, hot, hot, really hot, may I say again really hot, dude, which is me of course. My quest was to talk to the sun because, man Global Warming is gonna get us one day if we don't start worrying about things on our planets. (And man, when will the U.S. implement a good bill to dramatically reduce pollution, b/c we is emitting more pollution than our share of people and space). Anyways, b/c I like talking to myself and b/c the U.S. is slow to implement such programs for highly reducing pollution emission, I forgot to talk to the sun and it burnssss, it really burnns. So that's the story of how I became a hot, really really hot, handsome, Fire Phoenix. I flew around the planet WatChaMayCulIt, because of the really bad burns by the sun and Global Warming the planet was no longer recognizable and that is how WatChaMayCulIt came to be. There are legends among us Phoenixes that the historical name to our planet was Eart*.
Unknown "Cutie" Ecstatic - 16 years, 8 months, 26 days ago