Today we have brought the lovely Jess back into the fold. I can already hear the previous owner rabidly counting up his pennies to try and buy her back (he's got a bit of a thing for her I think).
Unknown "Master PJ" Gloomy - 16 years, 3 months, 16 days ago

Well fight fans, if the previous action wasn't enough to get you going, we have news of another upset... The Foster has swooped in, yes, swooped in and scooped up Susan! So yes, that's right fight fans, the kidnapped have now become the kidnappers.. ! More to come.
Unknown "Master PJ" Gloomy - 16 years, 3 months, 17 days ago

In a bizarre twist of events, one of the hostages actually purchased the other.. Foster is lost to Susan.. the pace is fast, the game is hard.. watch out for more news soon.
Unknown "Master PJ" Gloomy - 16 years, 3 months, 17 days ago

10 hours have passed.. all is quiet on the home front. Spies in the field have reported a vast increase in the price of Ed Gough. Does this mean Tanveer and Ed are getting Warbook married? Watch this space. Susan and The Foster are still being held hostage. More news later.
Unknown "Master PJ" Gloomy - 16 years, 3 months, 17 days ago

Todays Breaking News: Tanveer blocked me from his HP profile for doing a midnight raid on his pets. This act of aggression has not gone unnoticed... further updates as they occurr.
Unknown "Master PJ" Gloomy - 16 years, 3 months, 18 days ago