A business owner, who was previously a sailor, was very aware that ships are addressed as "she" and "her." He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed. To answer that question, he set up two groups of computer experts. The first was composed of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons for their recommendation.



The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the masculine because:
1. In order to get their attention. you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.



The men, on the other hand concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

*Should computers be 'she' or 'he' ?
Unknown "Liang Liang " Adventurous - 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago

i'm sorry if you are a blonde reading this..
got this off somewhere...

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:


1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters...


"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Unknown "Liang Liang " Adventurous - 16 years, 11 months, 3 days ago

JOke of the day:

What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?




Childbirth.

Unknown "Liang Liang " Adventurous - 16 years, 11 months, 3 days ago

" Never say I love you, if you don't really care- Never talk about feelings if they aren't really there- Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart- Never say you're going to if you don't plan to start- Never look me in the eye if all you do is lie- Never say hello if you really mean goodbye."
Unknown "Liang Liang " Adventurous - 16 years, 11 months, 5 days ago

" Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you."
Unknown "Liang Liang " Adventurous - 16 years, 11 months, 5 days ago