They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
Unknown Tired - 16 years, 9 months, 18 days ago

Once upon a time
Chuck Norris successfully separated twins conjoined at the head by roundhouse kicking them in the face!
Unknown Tired - 16 years, 9 months, 18 days ago

Based on a true story.

There was a little girl with a pet cat. She loved it very much. One day the cat got really sick and died. She took it to a Vet to get it looked at and see what caused it to die. The Vet said Miss what i need you to do is, take the cat home and put a few drop of gasoline on its tongue. With a puzzled teary eyed look she said ok. So she took the lifeless cat back to her home, went into the garage and grabbed a gas container. She then dipped her finger in the gasoline and dripped some onto the cats tongue. By some miracle, the cat awoke, jumped into the air and started running around in circles. The girl astonished by the fact that the cat is alive again smiled with joy. Then all of the sudden the cat stops running in circles and collapsed onto the floor. She calls the Vet again and tells them what happened and the Vet replied, " Well he musta ran outta gas!"
Unknown Tired - 16 years, 9 months, 29 days ago