Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today
because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown,
28 to smile
and only 4 to extend my arm and SMACK SOMEONE IN THE FACE!!
Amen
(this prayer is so realistic, it really tells it like it is...enjoy!)
Unknown "'Chellam'" Inspired
- 16 years, 4 months, 21 days ago