This is my absolutely most favorite shop item in all of HP, since I am a big fan of cows & other animals, and it tickles my funny bone I LOVE IT !!! Want one of your very own, go visit Emma, she has lots - http://humanpets.com/657140527
Unknown "SherBear" Naughty - 16 years, 8 months, 10 days ago

Of course most of these words are banned in HP, but IRL truckers are embarassed !! LMAO
Unknown "SherBear" Naughty - 16 years, 8 months, 10 days ago

THIS IS JUST WAY TO FUNNY NOT TO PASS ON .....

The Dog Rules
1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in the specially built wooden compartment named for a very good reason, the dog house.
1a. ... Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his house is under renovation.
1b. ... Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis provided his doghouse could be sold in a garage sale to a rookie dog owner.

2. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable, but secure cage.
2a ... Okay, the cage becomes part of a "two for one" deal in the garage sale and the dog can go wherever the hell he pleases.

3. The dog is never allowed on the furniture.
3a. ... Okay, the dog can get up on the old furniture, but not the new furniture.
3b. ... Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture, and then we'll sell the whole works, and buy new furniture on which the dog will most definitely not be allowed.

4. The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.
4a. ... Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed only.
4b. ... Okay, the dog can sleep along side you, but he is not allowed under the covers.
4c. ... Okay, the dog can sleep along side you, under the covers with his head on your pillow, but if he snores, he's got to leave the room.
4d. ... Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and fart and have nightmares in your bed, but he's not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where you're now sleeping. That's just not fair.

5. The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaires as "primary resident" even if it's true.

Unknown "SherBear" Naughty - 16 years, 11 months, 10 days ago

Join my thumbing herd - http://humanpets.com/herdProfile.php?hid=13880
Unknown "SherBear" Naughty - 17 years, 4 days ago

Ok, so I'm making my bed the other morning and find what looks like a cotton ball on the comforter, I pick it up, it's kinda soft & squishy and I realize it's a marshmellow? Now how did THAT get there, oh right, I was making rice krispy squares the night before and gave one to each of the dogs....apparently one of them doesn't like marshmellows but instead of spitting it out and leaving it on the carpet (like a normal dog) they decided to take it to bed with them...but which one??

Now laughing my ass off, I realize who it was... Needless to say, I couldn't get it all off !!!
Unknown "SherBear" Naughty - 17 years, 4 days ago