He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame!
Unknown "Lion Queen" Playful - 17 years, 9 months ago

You won't get to the top sitting on your bottom.
Unknown "Lion Queen" Playful - 17 years, 9 months ago

Facebook is great at a lot of things, but totally crap at geography!! My home town Perpignan is in france, I even located it on a map, and yet facebook insists that it's in the USA!!! Computers will never take over the human species; they can't even locate us!!
Unknown "Lion Queen" Playful - 17 years, 9 months, 7 days ago

A Brother asked an old man:"What is humility?". The old man said; "To do good to those who hurt you".The Brother said: "If I cannot go that far, what should I do?". The old man replied: "Get away from them and keep your mouth shut!".

Unknown "Lion Queen" Playful - 17 years, 9 months, 8 days ago

Dear Lord
So far today I'm doing all right; I haven't gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty or self indulgent. I haven't whined, complained, cursed or eaten any chocolate. I have spent nothing on my credit card nor avoided to pay the bill.
But Lord I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I think I will really need your help then!!!
Unknown "Lion Queen" Playful - 17 years, 9 months, 8 days ago