Hi All,

I'm always up for a freebie and this looks a good bet as there's nothing to lose. It's free to register and you end up with your own online shop!!

Now, WTF would you want an online shop for? Well, if, like me, you use the 'internet for most of your purchases, this online shop will enable you to make money on each of your purchases.

WTF you talking about Chris ? What you do is go into your own shop, access any website through it (one where you'll be buying something from) and you'll earn a commission on each item you buy (this is all done by the powers of modern technology and those mystical blighters called cookies). It's not going to be much money but if all of you, my friends, sign up (remember, its FREE) then i'll get a tiny commission from your purchases too. And when you send it to your friends, and they sign up, i'll also get a tiny tiny commission from your friends' purchases and so on and so on.

I doubt if i'll make millions but a few free beers would be nice!

Have a look at my shop http://www.ei42.com/monkeyman/ Exciting looking isn't it? Now, click on the 'Find out more' on the top right (read some more if you're unsure) then click the 'join now'. It takes a few minutes and it's FREE. Did i mention that? It's FREE!!! Be quick though as soon everyone will join....

Your's Sincerely
Chris Lewis
Unknown "Cheeky Monkey" Rabid - 16 years, 6 months, 29 days ago

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists;

two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.





"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what

the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

in a chair. Kill Her! The man said, "You can't be serious, I could

never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man

for this job. Take your wife, and go home."



The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and

went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came

out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The

agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go

home."



Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into

the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming,

crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there

stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is

loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the

chair."

Unknown "Cheeky Monkey" Rabid - 16 years, 8 months, 10 days ago

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories
on how they died:

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible.

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to
catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den
watching TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I
became so exhausted I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -----we'd both
still be alive.
Unknown "Cheeky Monkey" Rabid - 16 years, 8 months, 10 days ago

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.



While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked: "Is my time up?" God said: "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.



After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded: "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied







" I'm sorry, I didn't recognise you."

Unknown "Cheeky Monkey" Rabid - 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago

Come and check out my shop and buy a few things
Unknown "Cheeky Monkey" Rabid - 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago