I was at a wedding last weekend and the minister was late. He was stopped by the police for going 2 mph over the speed limit...The rest of the story goes like this...
MINISTER..you mean you are going to take me to court for travelling 2 mph over the speed limit?
OFFICER...Yes
MINISTER...Are you going to be there?
OFFICER...Yes, I'll be there.
MINISTER...Why not bring your parents?
OFFICER...Why should I do that?
MINISTER...I'd love to marry them!!!
Unknown "The Bard. !"
- 16 years, 1 month, 26 days ago