Hi all .... just thought i would tell you all a little bit about my life...

i have 4 wonderfull children ... one has tourettes syndrome.. and one has a condition called incontinentia pigmenti ..also this same child has a possible/currently being dignosed condition called diabetes insipidus .. its a rare form of diabtetes ..

i have been with my partner for 12 years this year.. love him to bits even though sumtimes we go through hard times.. but hey thats life hey ? .. been with him since i was 17 !! i know i know woulda got less for murder lol ...

im currently going through a hard time with the two poorly children, so its nice to come on here from time to time, and read everyones posts and nice to get nice posts and gifts back
if you want to know anymore .. please feel free to im or message me anytime mwah xxxx
kelsey littlehales "Beautiful friend" Thirsty - 16 years, 3 months, 16 days ago

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and eleven other bells began to ring......


kelsey littlehales "Beautiful friend" Thirsty - 16 years, 4 months, 25 days ago

This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud." So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?" The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond. The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead. The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?" Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"



kelsey littlehales "Beautiful friend" Thirsty - 16 years, 4 months, 25 days ago

Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.

The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to shag the cat."
kelsey littlehales "Beautiful friend" Thirsty - 16 years, 4 months, 25 days ago

Hi all ..
coem and see my store , im just starting out so any ideas would be fab ! ... happy shopping mwah xxxx
kelsey littlehales "Beautiful friend" Thirsty - 16 years, 4 months, 25 days ago