prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

Unknown "Belle" Wild - 17 years, 7 months, 24 days ago

It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

Unknown "Belle" Wild - 17 years, 7 months, 24 days ago

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."


Unknown "Belle" Wild - 17 years, 7 months, 24 days ago

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
Unknown "Belle" Wild - 17 years, 7 months, 24 days ago

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up..
Unknown "Belle" Wild - 17 years, 7 months, 24 days ago