Kootie pie, yes, I said Kootie pie. Not Cutie. Ah well, its a long story. You see the kooties insisted on being acknoledged when ever I greet him, and we were in day 10 ten of arbitration already and everyone just wanted to go home so it was easier just to give in to their demands than to continue. The kooties were very shrewd negotiators. I told him you don't negotiate with parasites but he didn't listen, and the kooties over heard me calling them parasites and well things just went down hill from there. I mean, I'm not exactly certain how I ended up doing the negotiations. It was all very David Lynch. I mean, technically, he was there himself too but he's not all that flexible and the kooties insisted on having the the negotiations take place on his, um, hind quarters, which is apparently the equivalent of spending the winter months in the south of france if you're a kootie. In retrospect I guess I do see some similairities, but I digress. I told him he should have just used the flea shampoo that was under the sink but he made this big stink about using a shampoo that was originally intended for dogs, yada yada, and now here we are.Now he's Kootie Pie, I'm wearing a flea collar and dog and cat filed for emancipation on the grounds that their legal guardians were negotiating with their oppressors.
Pilar "Pilar" Ferocious - 15 years, 11 months, 15 days ago

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
Pilar "Pilar" Ferocious - 16 years, 1 month, 6 days ago

I planted seeds this spring for lots of different types of plants for my patio. My petunias were doing great until I put them outside and they got sick and died. Only the one pot I had left under the grow light on my counter survived. It was an assorted seed selection so I had no idea what color it would be. I was a little disappointed when it bloomed in white. I wanted some color in my kitchen. So about a week and a half ago I yelled at it in jest that I was tired of the white flowers and it had to start blooming in a different color. The next flower to open up on it a few days later was a very pale pink. I'm sitting here still stunned, 2 days after the realization that I got what I had asked for from something that is supposed to have absolutely no sentience.
Pilar "Pilar" Ferocious - 16 years, 1 month, 11 days ago

I need a name for my puppy. Please post your suggestion in my comments below.
Pilar "Pilar" Ferocious - 16 years, 1 month, 29 days ago