One night Freddy Krueger,Jason Voorhees,Michael Myers,Hannibal Lecter,and Chucky were playing videogames.

Freddy:Why did they make freddy vs. jason vs. ash into a fucking 6 issue comicbook series that no one can find at Barnes & Noble or a bookstore? That could've been a great movie.

Hannibal:Yeah right Fred. Like people would actually go see a sequel of one of the worst slasher movies ever made. The girl in jason's dream was a horrible actress. You actually have the guy who ruined the child's play franchise direct it. I mean it felt like a highschool movie. I mean you have the pretty girl,the cool guy,the black girl,the nerd,the cool guy's best friend,the pretty girl's tough friend,and the tough friend's jackass boyfriend.

Chucky:Seriously even the woman playing jason's mom was a horrible actress.

Freddy:Oh this coming from someone who's 5th movie was so boring it made everybody want to shoot their goddamn brains out. Yeah put a killer doll in hollywood and have his wife happen to have the same exact voice as the actress who voices her,have the actress herself as a victim,add a stupid rapper,and add a the son who's a boy with a vagina,who pisses his pants,and cross dresses and you've got the worst sequel of a horror movie since jason x and halloween resurrection.

Chucky:Hey at least my movie..welll..uh..ok yeah your right it sucked.

Hannibal:Why did they have to ruin all of our franchises? I mean I heard hannibal rising wasne't as great as red dragon. Red dragon was actually the 1st movie,and then they have to have a dumbass prequel and ruin it with a young actor who horribly portrays me.

Freddy:I'd hate to say it,but mike and jason's franchises are starting to look better. I mean rob zombie's halloween was a prequel and a remake and it was entertaining and I heard the new friday the 13th remake has jason running and takes elements from the 1st 4 movies. I can't believe they are thinking of doing a remake of a nightmare on elm street and child's play.

Chucky:Well we've been talking so long that we lost all of our save data. Lecter here just accidently erased all of his saved files of super smash bros brawl.

Freddy:Oh w/e mind if we spend the night Hannibal?

Hannibal:I don't care.
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