~ Singapore Jokes ~
1. Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much
would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
2. Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding
you now.
3. Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
4. Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
5. Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!
6. Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
7. Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
8. Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....
9. A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level !'
Unknown "NiCo|eee" Cheeky
- 15 years, 7 months, 9 days ago
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