I'm obnoxious. I derive joy and laugh at the expense of stupid people. Some ask why am I so arrogant, cocky & egotistical? When you are abnoxious like myself, people often mistake candour for arrogance. Years of abuse and neglect cause me to drink brandy and Jaggerboms like water; and if that isn't enough I'm a sucker for punishment. Sometimes, people assume that, below the selfish jerk shell, I'm really a good guy. But, in fact, I'm like an asshole onion: peel away the outer layer and all you have is more asshole. Quick one..... What you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.