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Polio Boy



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Polio Boy, 44/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:5:50 PM
Join date:16 years, 4 months, 2 days ago
Location: Witbank South Africa

About me:
I'm obnoxious. I derive joy and laugh at the expense of stupid people. Some ask why am I so arrogant, cocky & egotistical? When you are abnoxious like myself, people often mistake candour for arrogance. Years of abuse and neglect cause me to drink brandy and Jaggerboms like water; and if that isn't enough I'm a sucker for punishment. Sometimes, people assume that, below the selfish jerk shell, I'm really a good guy. But, in fact, I'm like an asshole onion: peel away the outer layer and all you have is more asshole. Quick one..... What you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
About you:
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: VIP - Very Important Pets, South African Pets, ~♥♥THUMBS R FREE♥♥~, Party Pet House!!!!, ♥Givers~N~Receivers♥, Suspected Fakes& Mod Harassment
Polio's tales
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Polio Boy
If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you even tried.
Polio Boy Adventurous - 16 years, 24 days ago
Polio Boy
I need someone really bad.
Are you really bad?
Polio Boy Adventurous - 16 years, 24 days ago
Polio Boy
If ignorance is bliss,
you must be orgasmic.
Polio Boy Adventurous - 16 years, 24 days ago
Polio Boy
If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you even tried.
Polio Boy Adventurous - 16 years, 24 days ago
Polio Boy
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.


Polio Boy Adventurous - 16 years, 24 days ago
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All sales goes to the Chinfunsi fund for homeless and neclected chimpanzees... Please be generous with donations......

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