An awesome poem my mate Chris wrote for me:

The french canuck that makes me blush,
She told me even she can gush.
How rude, how filty, how damn right dirty,
she's extremely hot and very flirty.

If she was here, i'd probably drool,
Say something silly, look like a fool,
But I'd make it up by using my tool,
My vibrating tongue stud is ready to dual.

With an accent that makes my knees go weak,
Her eyes so green, her body so sleek.
She's a naughty mistress in PVC,
Sexy as sin, just teasing me.

So I'm reciting this from down below,
She's on her balcony in the moonlight glow,
She's wearing a skirt, no underwear on show,
I'm rushing this poem, as fast as I can go.
Unknown "General Naughty" Petulant - 15 years, 8 months, 29 days ago

So I got kicked out of human pets for posting an item with the word "f*ck"...trust me, kids who are 16 swear more than I do...probably have more sex than me too....I am not impressed with Human Pets operators right now....AT ALL.
Unknown "General Naughty" Petulant - 15 years, 10 months, 19 days ago

Yes, yours truly has become a Suicide Girls Model. Profile up soon. Woohoo
Unknown "General Naughty" Petulant - 16 years, 2 months ago

Music Fact #8: Aphex Twin, who has been described as "the most inventive and influential figure in contemporary electronic music," appears to have sneaked the digital image of a devilish face into at least one of his songs.

The spooky image of a creature with a diabolical grin has been accidentally discovered on Aphex Twin's Windowlicker EP, a 1999 hit.

The sinister face is revealed when the song is played on a computer through special software that visualizes sound waves.

Just like the backward messages on vinyl LPs, the face is secretly encoded in the actual sound waves of the music. It isn't a separate file on the CD. The image is the aural equivalent of steganography: the practice of hiding secret messages and watermarks in images.
Unknown "General Naughty" Petulant - 16 years, 2 months, 2 days ago

Music Fact #7: For those of you who are fans of Darren Aronofsky's movie soundtracks - they were all composed or scored by a man named Clint Mansell.

Few people know this name, yet he was once the lead singer and guitarist of the popular British band, POP WILL EAT ITSELF.

"She loves me, she loves me not..."
Unknown "General Naughty" Petulant - 16 years, 2 months, 2 days ago