RED BIRDS ARE DEAD BIRDS.

tonight the steelers won the super bowl. boo yes. i had a raging good time during the game. i love my hometown and ma steelers. after the game i celebrated by driving around town . . . windows down, freezing my...fingers off as i waved black and gold beads out of my window while driving. my co-pilot spun a terrible towel out the passenger side window/beeped my horn for me, while my other two friends hollered out the back windows. we busted out some ram jam, chumbawamba, & led zeppelin for the joyous occasion. go steelers.
Unknown "insert name here" Calm - 16 years, 2 days ago

ok so every now and then i like to read a decently disturbing and interesting book. so of course, i own a library card. so i borrowed a book about an irish priest, a tall african aborigine, & a young white boy from the ghetto and their adventure. very interesting. so months later, after returning it, i got a fine for it being overdue. i paid the fine even though i returned it. some time after that i received a letter from my local government telling me there will be a warrant for my arrest if i dont pay this fine.

by this point i was pretty ticked.

i eventually got everything figured out. and can answer "yes" when people ask if ive ever been in trouble with the law, only my story is pretty innocent and lame.
Unknown "insert name here" Calm - 17 years, 20 days ago

my senior year, 1/4 of my class decided to "fork" our school's lawn. eventually the cops came. it was the chief of police. he told us this was the best prank hed ever seen that didnt damage property. it was rather awesome.
Unknown "insert name here" Calm - 17 years, 21 days ago

Once i wore a giant aqua blue poncho to the mall. 5 of my other friends wore gigantic ugly strange coats also. we got a lot of strange looks. and we did it for no apparent reason. it was rather fun.
Unknown "insert name here" Calm - 17 years, 21 days ago