Back in the older days, there existed no OfficerHotpants.. Those were horrible times, evil-doers did as they please, which most of the time was doing evil! People were afraid to take thier pet dinosaurs for walks, or go hair shopping, or even too afraid to walk outside with clothes o for fear of them getting stolen by the crazy biker gang down the street! Yes those were dark, and naked times... though most the people were not that dark, in fact, most of them glew in the dark so it wasnt that dark at all really.
(man i need to get my story telling straight)
Well anyways, Then out of nowhere, There was a glimmer in the night sky! Posing in one of his now world-known Poses, OfficerHotpants Dropped down and fought off the evil glow in the dark biker gangs and peace returned! This is the history of Officer Hotpants... but little do most people know, the story goes back much further....
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