pimp your myspace
Unknown "Nadine The Cutie" Sparkling - 15 years, 10 months, 8 days ago

If you happen to read my first tale, i state very clearly that I think 'thumbing' is really stupid, or something to that effect. However, I am here to tell you that i now endorse and participate in the 'thumbing' activities that happen at human pets. I change my mind about things all the time, I like to.
Unknown "Nadine The Cutie" Sparkling - 15 years, 11 months, 19 days ago

what would happen if today was your last?
would u wake up early get blazed in the park?
would you get off your face in a bar?
would u make love sniffin coccaine in a spa?
would ya say sorry for mistakes in the past
would you try and forgive her for breaking your heart?
would u get what you came to ask before its gone, write a letter or record a song?
would you scuba dive, sky dive hire a ferari, pent house party set fire to ya money?
would you rob the bank, house the homeless, donate your organs to lousy smokers?
would you focus on ya close fam, cook up a feast of cray fish and spit roast lamb?
would you go back home, walk the streets cause some beefs, get off your guts and talk to police?
would you dance to your favourite track if it was played full blast on a train that's packed?
would you hijack a plane and crash it into parliament, for the freedom to protest an arguement?
would you wish you could rewind and start again?
stop playin the harlequin.
Unknown "Nadine The Cutie" Sparkling - 15 years, 11 months, 26 days ago

Yay human pets is back
we can all get back to wasting heaps of time here

Unknown "Nadine The Cutie" Sparkling - 15 years, 11 months, 26 days ago

THOU SHALT ALWAYS KILL

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile… Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thall shalt not stop liking a band just because they’ve become popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thall shalt not buy Coca-Cola products. Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend’s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyokes.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it’s done just because you’ve finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just ’cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you’re never gonna fucking talk to.

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles… Were just a band.
Led Zepplin… Just a band.
The Beach Boys… Just a band.
The Sex Pistols… Just a band.
The Clash… Just a band.
Crass… Just a band.
Minor Threat… Just a band.
The Cure… Just a band.
The Smiths… Just a band.
Nirvana… Just a band.
The Pixies… Just a band.
Oasis… Just a band.
Radiohead… Just a band.
Bloc Party… Just a band. [ed.’s note: this is debatable]
The Arctic Monkeys… Just a band.
The Next Big Thing.. JUST A BAND.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho”.
When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop”.
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise… kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word “Pheonix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying “Is it”.
Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always… Thou shalt always kill!
Unknown "Nadine The Cutie" Sparkling - 16 years, 9 days ago