You have been given hypnotizing seduction. Crafted by

Oh, Army. It says in your profile. Oops. Anyhow, here's a cigar for you to enjoy in your off time. Anyone who can serve their country in my eyes has more than earned it.
One more question though. If I may ask, what's your MOS?

You have been offered a cigar.

Same question, and another. What gun is that, and what branch of the armed services are you serving in?

holy cow what kind of gun is that?