is feeling like gilligan on this fucking island!

just for our nay sayers..

You have been given Bite my shiny metal ... . Crafted by

Giddy Up!!!

You have been given let's have a beer!. Crafted by

How come when I visit your profile an add for a gay dating site pops up? Ya trying to tell me something? I'll cancel that order for our masks & capes...no matter how good you'd look in tights...

Hey Dude! How was the island? I missed the shit outta ya! I need a hug ya handsome s.o.b.!
You know I'd machine you a baby if work would let me. Then we could send it out for hardening.