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Estaba el capitan Barba Verde navegando con la mar con su tripulacion de 20 hombres cuando de pronto, desde lo mas alto del mastil, se escucha un grito ensordecedor:
- 1 Barco enemigo a la vista!, 20 marinos

El capitan con voz fuerte, varonil y concreta dice:
- Pasenme mi camisa roja!

Y despues de una fiera batalla, Barba Verde ysu tripulacion vencieron sin bajas a los enemigos...
2 dias mas tarde, de nuevo un grito ensordecedor suena desde el mastil:
- 2 barcos enemigos!, 40 marinos!

Asi nuevamente elk capitam Barba Verde dice:
- Pasenme mi camisa roja!

La batalla fue el doble de fiera y sangrienta que la vez pasada pero lograron vencer de nuevo sin bajas.
Ese dia, los marinos deciden hacerle una cena a su valiente capitan, y ya en la cena uno temeroso le pregunta:
-Capitán, porque siempre que entramos en batalla pide su camisa roja?
y el capitan le responde:
-Ah eso, es para que si me hieren en la batalla mis corsarios no vean la sangre que emana de mi y sigan peleando fuerte al ver a su capitán intacto.
Todos se asombran de la valentia del capitan y se vigorizan aun mas para las futuras batallas.
Al dia siguiente en la mañana...
-Capitán, enemigos a la vista... 15 naves enemigas, 20 marinos por nave!

El capitán se queda viendo al horizonte, mientras los corsarios le gritan:
- Capitán, le traemos su camisa roja?, capitán pida su camiseta roja!, vamos hagalo pelearemos con usted!
De pronto el capitán da su orden:
- TRAIGANME MIS PANTALONES CAFÉ!

XD
Unknown "cutie =]" Lonely - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago
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Chiste!

Que le dijo un Pez mago a otro Pez?
*Nada por aqui, Nada por allá*

XD
Unknown "cutie =]" Lonely - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago
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ahhh!! mi kerida maskotita!! espero ke estes bien

me alegro ke se acordara de mi
Unknown "daveys<3" Purring - 16 years, 3 months, 21 days ago
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hola!!! como estas corazooon??/ tanto tiempo ^.^
Unknown "daveys<3" Purring - 16 years, 4 months, 10 days ago
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You Stupid emo hater
You have been given What Did You Say?¿?.
Crafted by 666's AyAtOlLaH oF rOcK n RoLlA
Unknown "Tiffany!" Loving - 16 years, 4 months, 16 days ago
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You have been given Happy Valentine Day!.
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Unknown "R♥InL♥ve!" Loving - 16 years, 8 months, 29 days ago
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dale pues gracias que lindooo
You were taken on a trip! You have played at the beach.
Unknown "Mafer" - 16 years, 9 months, 7 days ago
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