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Unknown "Mr bus man" Frisky - 16 years, 3 months, 10 days ago

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) .... A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Unknown "Mr bus man" Frisky - 16 years, 3 months, 12 days ago

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Unknown "Mr bus man" Frisky - 16 years, 3 months, 12 days ago

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
Unknown "Mr bus man" Frisky - 16 years, 3 months, 12 days ago

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"
Unknown "Mr bus man" Frisky - 16 years, 3 months, 12 days ago