ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

Zanell Janse Van Vuuren "Zee" Curious - 15 years, 9 months, 11 days ago

We found these worms in a tree, this morning, when we got there, a stinkgogga was busy sucking the life out of the last one that was alive.
Zanell Janse Van Vuuren "Zee" Curious - 15 years, 10 months, 22 days ago

Hey there, I would just like to wish everyone a belated Merry Christmas and a Happy new Year so long.

Forgive me for being so quiet, I am currently on leave and trying to make use of my cellphone as modem, however, it is a total nightmare!!!! I am not even able to give anyone gifts:(

So I'll make up for it in the New Year:) When I am back at work. Chat soon
Zanell Janse Van Vuuren "Zee" Curious - 15 years, 11 months, 1 day ago

We should all remember what Christmas is all about, love, joy peace and most of all our GOD almighty.
Zanell Janse Van Vuuren "Zee" Curious - 15 years, 11 months, 20 days ago

I am so very very tired, maybe it is the time of year...we've been rushed of our feet during the year, and as soon as we start relaxing the body does'nt know how to respond...

Can't wait for the end of the week, then I will become a veggie for a week or so!!!
Zanell Janse Van Vuuren "Zee" Curious - 15 years, 11 months, 20 days ago