You have been retrieved by the God-fearing heterosexual special ops forces, helicoptered out of the Lesbian Stronghold, and sheltered in a special swinger's safe house.

Woo! Good ol' missionary friends!

The foundation of the Rainbow Coalition is foundering. While they're out mowing lawn and destroying the Free World, I have been busy concocting a plan that not even Liberace could foil.

Prepare yourself. Assume the position. Fasten your thong. Polish your ball gag to a high sheen.

I'm making powerful friends that will soon come to our aid and destroy the evil empire of the Lesbian Overlords.

I've had to mortgage my virtual home to re-purchase you. Soon I'll expect some favors from you, honey-pie.

the lesbians have staked out my house and are harrassing my family and boiling my pets.

you're getting to be way too expensive to re-kidnap from the brawny lesbian contingent