Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face
And stars fill my dream
I'm a traveler of both time and space
To be where I have been
To sit with elders of the gentle race
This world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait
All will be revealed

Talk in song from tongues of lilting grace
Sounds caress my ear
And not a word I heard could I relate
The story was quite clear

Ooh, baby, I been blind
Oh, yeah, mama, there ain't no denyin'
Oh, ooh yes, I been blind
Mama, mama, ain't no denyin', no denyin'

All I see turns to brown
As the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand
As I scan this razor line
Can I find, can I find where I've been

Oh, pilot of the storm who leaves no trace
Like thoughts inside a dream
Leave the path the led me to that place
Yellow desert stream
Like Shangri-la beneath the summer moon
I will return again
As the dust that floats finds you
Will move and search Kashmir

Oh, father of the four winds fill my sails
Cross the sea of years
With no provision but an open face
Along the straits of fear

Oh, when I want, when I'm on my way, yeah
And my feet wear my fickle way to stay
Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah yeah, but I'm down
Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah yeah, but I'm down, so down
Ooh, my baby, oh, my baby
Let me take you there
Come on, oh let me take you there
Let me take you there


Unknown "evilicious" Cheeky - 16 years, 11 months ago

A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he
can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.

"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes I think you are the father of one
of my kids" she says..

The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says

"Oh MY GODl are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me" ??

"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher!"


Unknown "evilicious" Cheeky - 16 years, 11 months, 2 days ago

Ermmmm ok, this isn't such a tale, more of a instruction on how to make yourself more expensive in human pets:

1) Gender is important - you will find that women are much more likely to be worth more than men (I think it's because most men have beer guts - which seems to be a real turn off to all the ladies out there). If you are worried about this issue the most obvious action plans are as follows:

1A) Change gender - that's correct start dressing up in womens cloths and go for the op (you can see many examples around the golden triangle in KL)

1B) Just stick a picture of Brad Pitt on yer profile (I'm sure knowone will notice)

3) For the women out there it's easy to build up value as follows:

1) Put on a sultry nojs(us men love that)
2) Don't put your friends in the picture (just you alone) us men like to know who we are owning.
3) The more flesh the merrier (sorry but that is just how mens minds work - many 1000's of years evolution and we are still the same)
4) If you have a good clevage try to use this to your advantage - this should at least add an additional 10,000 point to your score (Us men are such suckers for that sort of thing)
5) Maybe think about holding some type of food item, whip or cuffs (again this should add an extra 10 or 20 thousand to your points total)

OK I cannot be bothered right now to write anymore but may possibly continue if anyone actually enjoyed this or has even bothered to read it (after all does anyone care or just looking for thumbs)

Please do not take any of the above into offense, i am just pointing out the obvious :P
Unknown "evilicious" Cheeky - 16 years, 11 months, 5 days ago

Fighting Crocs in Langkawi :P
Unknown "evilicious" Cheeky - 16 years, 12 months, 3 days ago