I was in Starbucks the other day and this man ordering a large coffee had a heart attack and died. It was so terrible, because everyone knows it's called a venti.
Lyndsay "my kitten" Perplexed - 15 years, 10 months, 12 days ago

Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt, split right up the front
But she didn't wear that one often.
Lyndsay "my kitten" Perplexed - 16 years, 3 months, 21 days ago