I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
Carl MacPherson "The Dark Dragon" Rabid - 16 years, 6 months, 19 days ago

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Carl MacPherson "The Dark Dragon" Rabid - 16 years, 6 months, 19 days ago

The Crow, the carrier of souls
The Dove, bringer of peace to the soul
The Blackbird, bringer of torment to the soul
The Raven, the devourer of souls
Carl MacPherson "The Dark Dragon" Rabid - 16 years, 11 months, 2 days ago

the story of Jack Schitt

Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Keedeep Schitt inn. Jack Shitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.

Holy Schitt, there first, passed on shortly agter childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brother. the Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.

Bull Schitt just married and spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaithing the arrival of Baby Schitt


And now you know the story about Jack Sckitt
Carl MacPherson "The Dark Dragon" Rabid - 16 years, 11 months, 5 days ago

Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.

- Sith Tenets
Carl MacPherson "The Dark Dragon" Rabid - 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago