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Unknown "Rufus" Feisty - 16 years, 1 month, 18 days ago

HOW TO MAKE LOVE


Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana


Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town
Unknown "Rufus" Feisty - 16 years, 1 month, 21 days ago

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Unknown "Rufus" Feisty - 16 years, 2 months, 5 days ago

"If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you!" How is that Michelle? ok, so it is not a tale, more like an advice! :)
Unknown "Rufus" Feisty - 16 years, 2 months, 23 days ago