First, Don't let her drink,
when she does use the fireman's carry
Be prepared to go to jail
Don't expect a lot of help from her Dad
Whatever you think is going to
happen next, you're wrong
When her feet hurt, exchange shoes with her
Learn to say the following phrase
over and over again to yourself
"It's all part of the Charm."
On your 33rd day together, bring her a single rose,
give it to her in her recital class
If she says she going to kill you
Don't assume it's a metaphor
She likes to write, encourage her and lastly,
your time with her will be the happiest
you'll ever have in your life.
Enjoy every second of it.
Unknown "Girlfriend-ish" Inspired
- 16 years, 4 months, 7 days ago