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"Tinks (NFS)"



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Ahem i am going to sing u a song gather around and listen ..

A little bit of Priest from Sweeny Todd

MRS. LOVETT: Seems a downright shame...
TODD: Shame?
LOVETT:Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice, plump frame
Wot's 'is name has...
Had...
Has!
Nor it can't be traced...
Bus'ness needs a lift,
Debts to be erased...
Think of it as thrift,
As a gift,
If you get my drift!

No?

Seems an awful waste...
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When you get it,
If you get it...

TODD: HAH!
LOVETT:
Good, you got it!

Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
And a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!


TODD:
Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
LOVETT:
Well, it does seem a waste...

TODD:
Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always!
LOVETT:
It's an idea...

TODD:
Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived
Without you all these years, I'll never know!
How delectable!
Also undetectable!
LOVETT:
Think about it!
Lots of other gentlemen'll
Soon be comin' for a shave,
Won't they?
Think of
All them
Pies!

TODD:
How choice!

How
Rare!

TODD:
For what's the sound of the world out there?
LOVETT:
What, Mr. Todd?
What, Mr. Todd?
What is that sound?
TODD:
Those crunching noises pervading the air!
LOVETT:
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, all around!
TODD:
It's man devouring man, my dear!
BOTH:
And [LOVETT: Then] who are we to deny it in here?

TODD: These are desperate times,
Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for!
LOVETT: Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven!
TODD: What is that?

LOVETT:
It's priest. Have a little priest.
TODD:
Is it really good?
LOVETT:
Sir, it's too good, at least!
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh.
TODD:
Awful lot of fat.
LOVETT:
Only where it sat.
TODD:
Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
LOVETT:
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is
'Ow do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!

TODD: Heavenly!
Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps,
but then again, not as bland as curate, either!

LOVETT:
And good for business, too -- always leaves you wantin' more!
Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays!

Lawyer's rather nice.
TODD:
If it's for a price.
LOVETT:
Order something else, though, to follow,
Since no one should swallow it twice!
TODD:
Anything that's lean.
LOVETT:
Well, then, if you're British and loyal,
You might enjoy Royal Marine!
Anyway, it's clean.
Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!
TODD:
Is that squire,
On the fire?
LOVETT:
Mercy no, sir, look closer,
You'll notice it's grocer!
TODD:
Looks thicker,
More like vicar!
LOVETT:
No, it has to be grocer --
It's green!

TODD:
The history of the world, my love --
LOVETT:
Save a lot of graves,
Do a lot of relatives favors!
TODD:
Is those below serving those up above!
LOVETT:
Ev'rybody shaves,
So there should be plenty of flavors!
TODD:
How gratifying for once to know
BOTH:
That those above will serve those down below!

LOVETT: Now let's see, here... We've got tinker.
TODD: Something... pinker.
LOVETT: Tailor?
TODD: Paler.
LOVETT: Butler?
TODD: Subtler.
LOVETT: Potter?
TODD: Hotter.
LOVETT: Locksmith?

Lovely bit of clerk.
TODD:
Maybe for a lark.
LOVETT:
Then again there's sweep
If you want it cheap
And you like it dark!
Try the financier,
Peak of his career!
TODD:
That looks pretty rank.
LOVETT:
Well, he drank,
It's a bank
Cashier.
Never really sold.
Maybe it was old.
TODD:
Have you any Beadle?
LOVETT:
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Unknown "Tinks (NFS)" Sparkling - 16 years, 11 months, 7 days ago
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Well Hello i am Tinks i'm a cute ickle Pug Now don't pass by with out Thumbing me ! Come on look @ me have a bit of heart just look @ my face i can't help it if my owner Amy slammed her door on my face and squished it up like that !!!
Anyway i better run i'm due a walk in 5 mins Bu byeee xx
Unknown "Tinks (NFS)" Sparkling - 16 years, 11 months, 7 days ago
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Someone stole you again!! And they stole me!
Unknown "lil sis" Sleepy - 16 years, 10 months, 18 days ago
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I never gave you up, it stole you! Not impressed, it stole me too!

here to make you feel better...bet it never gave you anything like I do!
You were taken on a trip! You have acted busy in NY.
Unknown "lil sis" Sleepy - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago
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I know it was really good...ive got it on dvd hee hee
Unknown "lil sis" Sleepy - 16 years, 11 months, 7 days ago
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yup and now when you are bored you can come play here!
Unknown "lil sis" Sleepy - 16 years, 11 months, 9 days ago
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hee hee, well make sure you comment lots and visit random profiles (and thumb away), you get 5 points per random profile and its a good way to make friends!!!

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You were taken on a trip! You have got drunk at bar.
Unknown "lil sis" Sleepy - 16 years, 11 months, 9 days ago
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Ok i'm all done now i think ive played enough for today
Unknown "Tinks (NFS)" Sparkling - 16 years, 11 months, 9 days ago
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