hey,
tegenstelling means contradiction in Dutch, and I named you so, because your last name is a contradiction. 'Nieuw' is Dutch for 'new' and 'oud' is Dutch for 'old', maybe it 's the same in South African? anyhow I hope you enjoy your meal, and if you don't like your name, let me know and I'll change it :-)
baie danke for being my pet

You have been fed sushi.