Stolen but so good I had to repost it...
THE 12 F*** U'S OF FACEBOOK!
Fuck You Number ONE
OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON FACEBOOK. ITS NOT LIKE FACEBOOK IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMBASS.
Fuck You number TWO
There is NO SUCH THING as a FACEBOOK Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesnt.
Fuck You number THREE
To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic
Fuck you number FOUR
Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a fucking moron.
Fuck you number FIVE
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded
Fuck you number SIX
Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 8'.
Who cares?!?
ITS fACEBOOK!!!
If you really cared that much, you would
pick up the damn phone!
Fuck you number SEVEN
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
Asshole.
Fuck you number EIGHT
6th graders who have FACEBOOKand look like sluts,
and act like whores;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming FACEBOOK for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before FACEBOOK,
and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!
Fuck you number NINE
If you open a MESSAGE OR SPAM and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb
Fuck you number TEN
FACEBOOK was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your dumbass ex!!
Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.
Fuck you number ELEVEN
People who send you a million fucking application invites. Like fuck off I dont want to be part of your goddamned zombie army or join your gay hockey fantasy pool. Lay the fuck off!!
And finally
Fuck you number TWELVE
Stop Making groups saying facebook will shut down in 20 days if a million people don't join. LIKE HOLY F***, GET A LIFE
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- 16 years, 6 months, 24 days ago
