I'm no longer here.
Unknown - 15 years, 5 months, 11 days ago

I'm taking a nice long break not sure if i'll be back.
Unknown - 15 years, 6 months, 24 days ago

Unknown - 15 years, 8 months, 8 days ago

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that
the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband
looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue
suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent
job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend? To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.
'There's no charge,' she says. 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday,
and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no
difference as long as he looked nice. ''So I just switched the heads.'

Unknown - 15 years, 9 months, 12 days ago

Repost in your tales with your answers......

Yes or No
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed any one of your HP friends? no
Been arrested? no
Kissed someone you didn't like? no
Slept in until 5 PM? yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? no
Ran a red light? yes
Been suspended from school? no
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? no
Been fired from a job? no
Sang karaoke? no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
Kissed in the rain? yes
Sang in the shower? no
Sat on a rooftop? yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? no
Broken a bone? no
Shaved your head? yes
Blacked out from drinking? yes
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? yes
Shot a gun? no
Tripped on mushrooms? No
Donated Blood? yes
Eaten alligator meat? no
Eaten cheesecake? no
Still love someone you shouldn't? no
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? no

Unknown - 15 years, 10 months, 11 days ago