THE FISH THAT SAID HI

once upon a time there was a
tarantula named Jeffery McGiggles.
well he strolled up to a lizard one day
named Crackhead Bob & said to Cracky
"im gonna eat your fuckin face!" & Cracky
said "no..no.. please dont, i like my face."
then Jeff ate his fuckin face.
THE END
moral- when a tarantula says hes gonna
eat your fuckin face dont just stay there. = }
Unknown "Cray-Z" Crazy - 17 years, 8 months, 27 days ago

Tammer O'Connor
ever been kidnapped
by a poet
if i were a poet
i'd kidnap you
put you in my phrases and meter
you to jones beach
or maybe coney island
or maybe just to my house
lyric you in lilacs
dash you in the rain
blend into the beach
to complement my see
play the lyre for you
ode you with my love song
anything to win you
wrap you in the red Black green
show you off to mama
yeah if i were a poet
i'd kidnap you

Kidnap Poem by Nikki Giovanni
Unknown "Cray-Z" Crazy - 17 years, 9 months, 20 days ago

umm today i woke up it was awesum i like totally just like opened my eyes & i was like completely awake it was like totally crazy
Unknown "Cray-Z" Crazy - 17 years, 9 months, 29 days ago