The truth is that everyone is going to hurt you, you just have to decide who is worth the pain.
Unknown "Court Jester" Lazy - 16 years, 7 months, 6 days ago

What do you say when an atheist sneezes?
Unknown "Court Jester" Lazy - 16 years, 7 months, 6 days ago

True friends means:
You cry, I cry
You laugh, I laugh
You fight, I fight
You jump off a bridge,
And I get a paddle boat
And save your stupid ass!!
Unknown "Court Jester" Lazy - 16 years, 7 months, 6 days ago

God created man first, because you need a rough draft before you make a masterpiece!!
Unknown "Court Jester" Lazy - 16 years, 7 months, 6 days ago

In a world of Cheerios...
be a fricken
FRUIT LOOP!!!!!!!!
Unknown "Court Jester" Lazy - 16 years, 8 months, 4 days ago