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Not so cranky today although I think I may have seen the woman Cranky who dresses like a little boy out on Saturday night. The Crankies were a comedy duo of the 80's comprising an incredibly short woman who dressed like a naughty schoolboy and an adult male. They were also married. anyway, I think I saw her in my home town on Saturday night but I couldn't get close enough to hear if she had a Scottish accent or not.
Unknown "Vonster" Calm - 16 years, 7 months, 18 days ago
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Blah. Snaggle toothed wolf feeling pretty cranky.
Unknown "Vonster" Calm - 16 years, 9 months, 4 days ago
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Little Crinkly Wrinkly Boy was walking out one day, when a huge gust of wind, blew his hat away. Unthinking, Crinkly dashed into the road to try and save his hat, just as a huge steam roller passed by and ironed poor Wrinkkly flat!

Little Crinkly Wrinkly's mum was beside herself with grief, as she scraped up all his heart and lungs, and fingernails and teeth, But lucky Mrs Wrinkly had amassed a large amount of wealth, She knew that she would need it all to restore her son to health!

She spent Billions on a Doctor, and Millions on a Nurse, But after they examined him it only made things worse. "No Good!" they cried! "It Can't be done! He can't be saved! No Way! But thank you for your cash my Dear, - we're off on holiday!"

Those scoundrels fled the Wrinkly home, Mrs Wrinkly in despair, "My Son is squashed, my money gone, Doesn't anybody care?" Just then her good friend came to call (Let's call him Professor Green) "I can bring him back to life!" he said, "With my WRINKLING MACHINE!"

So Crinkly's remains, piece by peice were posted through the door, into the amazing Wrinkling machine, and then spat onto the floor..."Son, are you alive?" Mrs Wrinkly whispered, hoping that it was so, No answer from the floor below. In short, the answer: NO.

"You Fool!" she cried at Professor Green, her blood began to boil, "He's deader than he was before, he's covered in engine oil! Poor sticky dirty Crinkly has been through enough today, I'm taking him home for burial, this minute, right away!"

So Sobbing Mrs Wrinkly began to wash off all the dirt. (It smeared upon her brassiere, her blouse and shoes and skirt). She wailed with grief at her sad loss as the water went down the drain. Then smiled with Joy... Her son WAS alive! All Crinkly Wrinkly again!
Unknown "Vonster" Calm - 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago
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My tale is that I was a wolf cub found roaming the city streets and was brought up by humans! I understood all their language and acted like I was one of them. Then they tried to integrate me back into my closest pack which was a complete failure.. I now spend my life stuck in this strange limbo interacting with other creatures hoping to make them my pack members... hoping to be loved and understood... Gives you paws for thought doesn't it?
Unknown "Vonster" Calm - 16 years, 11 months ago
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random comment #79) *steam-cleaned* You have been steam-cleaned
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You have been given This person below is damn H♥T.
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Daniel Sowter "Smokey" Chillin' - 16 years, 1 month, 6 days ago
Heart4JESUS

Hope you slept well without too many licks keeping you up
[oh i say, that sounded a bit rude]


You have been given ♥ droppin by to say : HI ! ♥.
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Heart4JESUS Calm - 16 years, 1 month, 14 days ago
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