You have been given gay spiderman!. Crafted by

I’m your most expensive pet. I thought you might like to have the obvious pointed out to you this once. This might be my greatest facebook thrill ever.
Now take me for a walk . . . and clean out my litter box!
Where’s my jewelled collar!
Oooh. I’m cruizin’ for a swat with a rolled up news paper.
Hmm . . .
I might like that.
Where’s my night out on the town?
Where’s my expensive piece or art? (Oh wait, I already got that one)

Now don't choke on this. . . . O.k. choke on it, don't let me tell you what to do.

You have been played martian toy with.