There was a girl who was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes and the girl was amongst the group. The police had all the prostitutes line up in a straight line when along comes the grandma and sees her grand-daughter. Grandma asks her grand-daughter, "What are you lining up for."

Grand-daughter, not willing to let her grandma know the truth told her grandma that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. Grandma wanted some oranges too, so she went to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from the prostitutes. When he got to the grandma, he was bewildered and asked, "You are so old, how do you do it?" Grandma (thinking he's asking her about how she can eat oranges) replies, "Oh, it's easy, I just take off my dentures and suck them dry. :D
Unknown "sweet" Crazy - 16 years, 1 month, 20 days ago

What Should one do to get some Thumbs!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!
Unknown "sweet" Crazy - 16 years, 2 months, 6 days ago

A man and a woman are in divorce court fighting over custody of their children. The Judge can't be swayed either way so he decides to give each of them a minute to give their best argument as to why they should be given custody.

The woman starts and says to the Judge: "Your Honor, I carried those children for the 9 month pregnancy. Then I went through the pains of labor to bring them into this world. I should be given custody because of that."

The man stands up to speak and says: "Your Honor, if I put a dollar bill into a soda machine and out pops a soda, Who's soda is it? Mine or the machine's?"

The man won custody.

Unknown "sweet" Crazy - 16 years, 2 months, 7 days ago

17 Fun things to do with razor blades

1. Build a hardcore house of cards (with razor blades)
2. Write your name in some cheese
3. A compact mirror
4. A compact defense weapon
5. A cheap wind chime
6. Substitute for eating glass (just as effective)
7. Shining light in peoples eyes
8. A miniature guillotine for small insects
9. A good child's play toy
10. Profit
11. Cut some cheese
12. A KitKat rationer
13. Something to cut a terrys chocolate orange with
14. you can make a toothpick if you carve it from wood
15. Practical jokes
16. Pencil sharpener
17. Shaving (but that's boring)
Unknown "sweet" Crazy - 16 years, 2 months, 13 days ago