Hahaha. Stephen Lynch is awesome.

"Love song"

If I had a hammer,
I'd build a house for two,
And if I had a sailing ship,
i'd take a trip with you.
If I had a poet's hand,
i'd write a verse for thee.
And if I had a painter's touch,
On canvas you would be.
But I don't have a hammer,
and I don't have a ship,
So I can't build a house,
And we can't take a trip.
And i'll never be a poet,
Or have the painter's grace,
So i'll never write your verse
Or immortalize your face.
And also I have herpes"

XD


Unknown "Jerry" Uncertain - 16 years, 6 months, 29 days ago

"I dug far enough into the ground that the end of the earth was almost inside my hands.
I was almost there..I could feel the sand falling underneath my fingertips as I was digging. "Where in the hell could you have hidden it?", I thought to myself as I cursed underneath my breath. My hands were now scorching with the heat. It was either find what my lunatic of a brother was foolish and sutbborn enough to hide so well, or reach certain death.
There are so many things that I have to live for."
Unknown "Jerry" Uncertain - 16 years, 7 months, 18 days ago