Oooh uni huh? fun! I'm alright, been trying to sort crap out so all busy!

So how you been wierdo?

All of a sudden I feel very insulted...

YOU GODDAMN PORCH MONKEY!! What the hell is yoghurt top supposed to mean anyway?

The new definition of Porch Monkey cannot be decided until we take it back, to do this we must call anyone that isn't black a porch monkey and follow it with "Takin' it back!" once it's established as a general phrase we will start a worldwide survey on what to make it mean!

To truly understand Porch Monkey you have to watch Clerks 2 basically it's a racial slur but it's rom slavery days so it doesn't work anymore so we're taking it back to eventually give it a new meaning!