Valentines flowers £20.

Dinner and a film £70.

Hotel room afterwards £200.
The look on his face wen you tell him your on your period.....FUCKING PRICELESS!!!
maria "Harlow harlot..." Loyal - 17 years, 10 months, 1 day ago

hey my shop is open for buisness why not take a look :O)
maria "Harlow harlot..." Loyal - 17 years, 11 months, 1 day ago

let me no if u thumb my tales and i will RTF x
maria "Harlow harlot..." Loyal - 17 years, 11 months, 2 days ago

THIS IS ONE FOR THE GIRLS

A recents scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending where they are in their menstrual cycle. For examplec when a woman is ovulating she prefers a man with rugged masculine features and when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in f*cking petrol, set on fire with scissors stuck in his f*cking eyes n a cricket stump jammed up his arse

maria "Harlow harlot..." Loyal - 17 years, 11 months, 2 days ago

pls thumb my tales so i can buy my adorable pets back n look after them thanx x x

maria "Harlow harlot..." Loyal - 17 years, 11 months, 8 days ago