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Reinhardt Schoeman
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Name:
Reinhardt Schoeman, 34/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:5:32 PM
Join date:13 years, 8 months, 25 days ago
Location: Rustenburg South Africa

"when the bell tolls, it means your late"
About me:
just a fun-loving, semi crazy but not in a stalker way guy. just looking for some fun and interessting things
About you:
dont judge too quickly, and just be fun
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Sex Kittens, South African Pets, spank me, THONGS & FRENCH KNICKERS, Sexy Underwear, THE TURNERS SEXY ANIMALS, Flying Purple People Haters, hotBods..., HOT SPOT..., Fairies Den, Ashleys thumbing herd, The Wild, Playboy Thumpers, TheHerdYourOwnerToldYouNotToJoin, The Sexual Lounge! (18 + only), The Erotic Club (chat&contests), Tastefully Nude 19+, Studly's Mile High Club, please thumb me

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Reinhardt's tales
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Reinhardt Schoeman
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny
wearing a red firefighter's hat and sitting in a red wagon which is
being pulled slowly by a large Labador Retriever. When he got a little
closer, he saw that the kid was holding a rope which is tied to the
dog's testicles, which may explain why the dog is walking so slowly.
Going up to the kid, he said,"That's a nice fire engine you got there,
but I bet it would go faster if you have the rope around the dog's
neck."
"Yeah," the kid replied."But I wouldn't have a siren."
Reinhardt Schoeman "*skat*" Adventurous - 13 years, 19 days ago
Reinhardt Schoeman
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window, "Pull over!"
"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"

Reinhardt Schoeman "*skat*" Adventurous - 13 years, 19 days ago
Reinhardt Schoeman
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the natives
and brought to a village and put before the chief.He says to the first
guy,"As punishment for tresspassing I give you a choice, death or Ru Ru".Not
wanting to die he picks Ru Ru.He is then beaten
and buggered to unconciousness right in front of his friend.The 2nd guywhen
asks says "I'd rather die than suffer that ". The chief says "Great,death it
is,death by Ru Ru"!!!

Reinhardt Schoeman "*skat*" Adventurous - 13 years, 19 days ago
Reinhardt Schoeman
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad
and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "well, I knew that
my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he
actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp."
Patrick says, "that's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mick
replies, "no, he fell out of the machine gun tower."

Reinhardt Schoeman "*skat*" Adventurous - 13 years, 19 days ago
Reinhardt Schoeman
How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.
Reinhardt Schoeman "*skat*" Adventurous - 13 years, 19 days ago
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Wait til I tell the President of South Africa your jokes, you will be in camp forever.
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