(Warning, this joke contains explicit stuff)

One day, a man goes to the State Fair. With all of the walking, he starts to get a little hungry and heads over to the Food Midway.

Smack in the middle of the midway is a stand with the sign, "Apples - $5.00"...and he just has to see what the deal is with a five dollar apple.


Unknown "My QPie! :)" Daring - 16 years, 10 months, 14 days ago

He saunters over to the stand owner and says, "Tell me about these five dollar apples..what makes them so special?" The stand owner replies, "Well, they don't taste like apples at all, they actually have different flavors."

Unknown "My QPie! :)" Daring - 16 years, 10 months, 14 days ago

Well, the man is impressed. He hands over a fiver and takes a big bite. "Wow, this tastes like bananas!!" The stand owner nods and says, "Turn it around!" The man obliges, turns it around and takes another huge bite. "Amazing, this tastes like oranges!

Unknown "My QPie! :)" Daring - 16 years, 10 months, 14 days ago

Then the man raises an eyebrow and whispers to the stand owner, "Do you have any that taste like pussy?" The stand owner looks around, makes sure no one is watching, and says, "Actually, I do!" The man hurries the five dollar bill over and takes a giant bite.

Unknown "My QPie! :)" Daring - 16 years, 10 months, 14 days ago

"Oh no, this tastes like SHIT!"

The stand owner replies.."Turn it around!!"


Unknown "My QPie! :)" Daring - 16 years, 10 months, 14 days ago