A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.'

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is open.'

He zipped up and finished his shopping.

At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?'

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said 'No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.
Unknown "Killer!" Naughty - 16 years, 5 months, 5 days ago

We are Geelong, the greatest team of all
We are Geelong; we’re always on the ball
We play the game as it should be played
At home or far away
Our banners fly high, from dawn to dark
Down at Kardinia Park

So! Stand up and fight, remember our tradition
Stand up and fight, it’s always our ambition
Throughout the game to fight with all our might
Because we’re the mighty blue and white
And when the ball is bounced, to the final bell
Stand up and fight like hell
Unknown "Killer!" Naughty - 16 years, 6 months, 15 days ago

word of the day !!

porcine

(adjective) [POR-sien']
1. relating to or suggesting swine; 'a bald porcine old man' (Vladimir Nabokov): "Is there anything I can do about Jack's porcine table manners?"

Unknown "Killer!" Naughty - 16 years, 6 months, 20 days ago

beautiful freak - eels

you're such a beautiful freak
i wish there were more just like you
you're not like all of the others

and that is why i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak
that is why i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak

some people think you have a problem
but that problem lies only with them
just 'cause you are not like the others

but that is why i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak
yeah that is why i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak

too good for this world
but i hope you will stay
and i'll be here to see that you don't fade away

you're such a beautiful freak
i bet you are flying inside
dart down and then go for cover

and know that i
i love you
beautiful freak,
you know that i
i love you
beautiful freak, beautiful freak

Unknown "Killer!" Naughty - 16 years, 6 months, 20 days ago

twisted transistor - Korn

Hey you, hey you devils little sister
Listening to your twisted transistor
Hold it between your legs turn it up, turn it up
The wind is coming through can't get enough

A lone-ly life where no one understands you
But don't give up because the music do
Music do! (x6)

Because the music do
And it is raging inside you, forever preaching
fuck you too
your scream's a whisper
Hang on you twisted transistor

Hey you, hey you finally you get it
The world ain't fair, eat you if you let it
And as your tears fall on your breast, your dress
Vibrations coming through you're in a mess

A lone-ly life where no one understands you
But don't give up because the music do
Music do! (x6)

Because the music do
And it is raging inside you, forever preaching
fuck you too
your scream's a whisper
Hang on you twisted transistor

Music do! (x4)

Hey you, hey you this won't hurt a bit (THIS WON'T HURT A BIT!
THIS WON'T HURT!)
Says who says who? anesthetize this bitch (ANESTHETIZE THIS BITCH!
ANESTHETIZE!)
Just let me be between you and me don't fit

Music do and it is reaching
Inside you, forever preaching
Fuck you too
your scream's a whisper
Hang on you twisted transistor

Unknown "Killer!" Naughty - 16 years, 6 months, 20 days ago