Here's my tale for the day:

Once upon a time there was a fish named Harold. Harold was a sad sad fishy. He had pretty near no friends. The only friend he had was Josh the monkey. Now, Josh the monkey was nice, but when Josh the monkey was around all his other monkey friends, he was mecca mean to Harold. And this made Harold an even more sad fishy.
One day, out of nowhere, a girl fish came into Harold's pond. Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers in her hair, and her dress cut down to there. She would meringue, and do the cha-cha. And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar. Across a crowded floor, they worked from eight 'till four. They were young and they had eachother. Who could ask for more? At the copa (co!) copacabana! Music and passion were always the fashion. At the copa.... they fell in love.
Anyways, Harold fell madly in love with Lola. She didn't know it though, and Harold didn't know she was in love with Tony.
So one day, he asked Lola if they could date, and she was all "pshhh, no way foo', I'm with Tony!" So Harold decided he would go back in time to where Lola met Tony and fell in love, and then he killed Tony so they'd never meet, and decided he'd sweep her off her... fins. This worked, however when they got back to the present, Harold was there swooning over Lola who was still in love with Tony. He had no idea how this happened, so they moved away to Guam, and lived happily ever after.

And that's the end of my tale.
Unknown "Chellz" Gloomy - 17 years, 11 months, 12 days ago